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This is the novelization of a roleplaying game Paranoia. PLN sector is played in the Paranoia-Live.net forums. Alpha-Complex is controlled by the Computer. The current edition of Paranoia is written by Allen Varney. Links in side bar for more info.

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

V. 4. R&D Main lab. Bee/Zat

Characters in this section:

Bee-G-CAN; Brain researcher.
Zat-R-NIK; New citizen to PLN.
Bill-O-BOY; R&Der

Forum covered in this section:

Employment Station ยป R&D main lab 55 ->


"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF"

Bill-O runs in from the Corridor and starts running around in circles. There's a strange WHITE creature with claws, & pointy teeth attached to his back.

" GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHRRRRGGGGTHAT'SIT!!"

Bill-O stops running, pulls out a broom, and starts trying to beat the creature off his back. The creature easily evades the broom, but does jump off Bill's back, so Bill starts running after it with the broom.

" Come back here, you little... "

The creature runs around the room, jumping on various experiments, and laughing gleefully in it's high-pitched voice, it continues to easily evade Bill's strikes, which, unfortunately normally strikes whatever experiment the creature is on at the time. Bill is apparently blinded by rage, and is rather heedless as to where his missed strikes fall.

Bee walks into R&D rather quickly but calmly, followed by Zat. He seems to be breathing rather heavily.

***Dont get any wierd ideas from that, we were just running***

"Right then, citizen, I'm going to show you how we test the anti-thingy devices. Now, where are they? Should be a big sturdy crate full of tubes and stuff."

Zat grins and points to the corner of the labs, where a large crate resides.

"Is that it, sir?"

The gremlin, seeing new 'playthings' enter, jumps up on Bee's head, and begins taunting Bill-O further.

" NEENER NEENER NEEEEENER!! : AAAAARRRRRRRHHHHHH"

An enraged Bill-O, obviously blinded to what, exactly, the Gremlin is sitting on, charges it and begins to take a swing.

Zat notices the gremlin.

"Yarg?!"

"Gah!"

Bee ducks and tries to grab it to fling away from himself.

"Help!"

Evading Bee's grip, the gremlin instead leaps on to Zat and starts climbing all around her.

Bill narrowly misses Bee's head as he ducks and changes targets to where the Gremlin in now, though since it's not simply purched on top of Zat, doesn't swing immediately, awaiting an opening. Zat grabs hold of the gremlin and starts trying to unhook it from her ankle. She loses her balance and loses her grip on the gremlin, which promtly goes down the back of her neck into one of the arms of her jumpsuit, where it snuggles, giggleing, padding just like a kitten: with sharp claws.

Bee approaches slowly.

"Ok, none move. I'm sure if we leave it alone it will go to sleep and not bother us. I hope there aren't any more... Are there any more, Bill-O?"

Bill narrowly misses Bee's head as he swings and Bee ducks. With his 'quarry' gone out of sight, Bill starts looking for an opening for another swing. At this point, some may notice that the handle of the broom has snapped off at some point in the melee, and now has a nice, pointy tip

One side of Zats face twitches each time the claws go in.

PurrrrRrRrRrRr....... PuuuuuurrrrrRrRr...PuuuurrrrrRrRrRr....PurrrrRrRrRrRr....... PuuuuuurrrrrRrRr...PuuuurrrrrRrRrRr....PurrrrRrRrRrRr....... PuuuuuurrrrrRrRr...PuuuurrrrrRrRrRr...

"Aww, he likes you... Bill!? Are there any more of these things?"

"Arrg," Her face twitches again, "likes me..." wince "great, thats so..." wince "wonderfull- ACK!"

The gremlin bites her playfully. It's kindof cute, though.

Bill seems to notice Bee at last.

"What? No there's lots of them... just no more HERE.... Careful... that thing's a dangerous mutant... thing... I don't think it's going to sleep just because it's in your clothes... In fact, if I were you, I'd be getting OUT of those clothes quickly before it does something nasty-"

The Gremlin suddenly starts climbing around inside Zat's clothes. Blood spots start to appear where the gremlin's claws score. It suddenly rips out of the cloths and starts running around the lab again.

"-Like that."

Bill starts chasing it again

Zat blushes. She looks confused at the reaction, but seems to forget about t when the gremlin suddenly bursts out of the jumpsuit.

not another jumpsuit.

Bee runs over to Zat, concerned.

"Are you okay? It didn't hurt you, did it? I wish I could get one of those in Green, but declawed... "

Bee rips off a sleeve and starts bandaging the cuts.

"Dammit Bill-O, haven't you been trained by the Armed Forces?! Do something about this!"

Yeah, but this thing doesn't exactly stand and fight fair, now does it?

" uh, sir..."

The gremlin takes off down a hallway, with Bill-O right on it's heels, while Zat is picked up and carried of by Bee.

animation

"Yes, yes, I'm fine.... Um, sorry about the jumpsuit.... er, jumpsuits."

"Hey, no problem. I'm sure we can get that fixed, and it's replacable anyway. You, on the other hand..."

Bee heads off to the Testing Grounds.

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